I’m watching Colbert to see if he’s going to make fun of *me* again. And by me, of course I mean all feminists and people from San Francisco and vicinity. I know he was talking right to me.
So, yeah, so far no special messages sent out specifically to me, but oh my, the K-pop video. His hair in said K-pop video. Oh man. He’s so freaking cute.
No. No. No. I like him because he’s funny and smart. Must. Not. Objectify. Oh shit, I can’t help it, he’s too freaking cute.
He’s interviewing this gal, and she’s laughing. That would be me. I wouldn’t be able to answer his questions. I wouldn’t be able to fake being offended. I wouldn’t even be able to talk about whatever I was being interviewed on. I would laugh until I cried, and then I would just stare blankly and drool.