Today, my co-workers and I, from three separate offices, had an exhaustive debate over a critical matter. Then I dragged some friends into the discussion. All across the internet, associates and acquaintances both personal and professional asked that most vital question:
Don’t give me any of this, ‘they’re the same guy’ bullshit!
Han Solo has the more stroke-able hair, and much more of a bad boy appeal. He hangs out in the gnarliest dive bars in the galaxy. Han clearly has the sexiest ride ever, the Millennium Falcon.
Indiana Jones is a little older, highly educated (PhD), scruffier, dirtier, and let’s face it, he’s got a nicer arms. Also, there’s the bull whip.
Han Solo stuck it to the Evil Empire, and I don’t mean Starschmucks. Indiana Jones opened up a can of whoop ark on some Nazis.
Indy’s daddy is pretty smokin’, but Han’s best friend is a Wookiee.
Han wears tighter pants; Indy’s got that hat.
It’s nearly impossible for me to choose.
Care to weigh in?
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Indy wins Hans down. He’s too cute, a little shy and very vulnerable. Han is too cocky for words and thinks he’s all that.