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This Just In – Princess Leia Boinked Han Solo
Apparently Carrie Fisher has said in an interview, as reported by The Sun, that she and Harrison Ford got it on during the taping of Star Wars.
And the geeks go wild.
And by geeks, of course I mean me. I KNEW IT!
Corporate Debate Rages On
Today, my co-workers and I, from three separate offices, had an exhaustive debate over a critical matter. Then I dragged some friends into the discussion. All across the internet, associates and acquaintances both personal and professional asked that most vital question:
Who’s hotter?
OR
Don’t give me any of this, ‘they’re the same guy’ bullshit!
Han Solo has the more stroke-able hair, and much more of a bad boy appeal. He hangs out in the gnarliest dive bars in the galaxy. Han clearly has the sexiest ride ever, the Millennium Falcon.
Indiana Jones is a little older, highly educated (PhD), scruffier, dirtier, and let’s face it, he’s got a nicer arms. Also, there’s the bull whip.
Han Solo stuck it to the Evil Empire, and I don’t mean Starschmucks. Indiana Jones opened up a can of whoop ark on some Nazis.
Indy’s daddy is pretty smokin’, but Han’s best friend is a Wookiee.
Han wears tighter pants; Indy’s got that hat.
It’s nearly impossible for me to choose.
Care to weigh in?
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