A couple of nights ago, I was out with some friends, and there was this very unusual dude who just couldn’t seem to see that Cookie was not having it. This is, unfortunately, something I have seen more than a couple times before. If you, like me, watched hours of Looney Tunes as a kid, you might remember that poor little kitty cat that was always trying to squirm out of the clutches of Pepe le Pew. That is exactly what she looks like when this happens to her. And this guy was certainly lePew-ific. He showed up at the karaoke bar wearing Rambo style face paint and an unfortunate choice of bonnet.
So I wrote a haiku about it:
Creepy beret dude
Undesired Advances
Punch him in the dick
Just sayin’.