I am procrastinating. There’s quite a few things that I should possibly be doing right now, but instead, I’m sitting here typing up a list of what those things are. Maybe by public airing the extent of my laziness, I will somehow embarrass myself, and that will motivate me to get this stuff done. Probably not, but anyway, here’s the list. (In no particular order.)
- Call my dad to tell him that his fifth and sixth great-grandchildren were born on Friday
- Brush my teeth
- Floss my teeth
- Wash my face
- Write my novel
- Balance my checkbook
- Wash the dishes
- Feed the cat
- Take out the Trash
- Put away my laundry
- Dust
- Write my building manager about the water that has been pouring out of the whole in the ceiling in my bathroom for the past month….again
- Update LinkedIn
- Take a shower
- Drink a glass of water
- Write my penpal back
That’s right. I’m too lazy to even get up off the couch to get myself a glass of water. I got home from work this evening, and I ordered too much Chinese food for delivery, and then I ate way too much of that Chinese food. I’m either really useless, or super zen. Let’s go with zen.
After all, I’m too lazy to beat up on myself.
And my fortune cookie reads: Are your legs tired? You been running through someone’s mind ALL day long.
I think I just got hit on by a fortune cookie. And the cat is so hungry, he just tried to eat the paper.
I am so zen.
Just sayin’.
Peggy Lu Who's Just Sayin' 