Tag: ghost stories

Afeared

Things That Sort of Scare Me….

Or That Completely Scare the Shit Right Out of Me

  • Snails
  • Their homeless cousins – Slugs
  • Teenage Boys
  • Sock Monkeys
  • Scary Movies
  • Ghost Stories

Or – Scary movies about teenage boys telling ghost stories, and then slugs start raining down from the sky, so they go hide out in their tent where their sock monkeys have come to life and lunge at their throats with their big scary red mouths and try to bite their major veins and arteries.

Just sayin’.