Merry Christmas and an Elfing Happy New Year!

I’d like to introduce you to my new friend Blinky:

Ms. Blinky Twinkle-Toes

Blinky is my new friend, who came to the party on Christmas Eve.    As you can see, she’s an elf.   Not just any old Tolkein elf (one of those is in the background of the photo)  or fairy, but a real Christmas Elf.   All the elves were invited to the house party, you see.   She works in Santa’s workshop, though she doesn’t work on making toys.   Blinky’s area of expertise is bows.   She makes all the pretty bows to go on all the lovely presents that Santa takes to all the good boys and girls for Christmas.

But Blinky isn’t just your run of the mill cheerful little elf.    No, you see, there’s something very special about Blinky.   She’s Santa’s only Punk Elf!    She loves punk rock music and mosh pits.

Since, I’m sure you’re just dying to know all about Blinky, I asked her to fill out a profile that I could share with my readers, so here’s everything you want to know about Blinky the Punk Rock Christmas Elf!

Full Name: Blinky Margaret Twinkle-Toes

Age: older than a fresh fallen snow, but younger than a twinkling star in the sky (and that’s all you need to know)

Relationship Status: Single

Occupation: Head Bowstress at Santa’s Workshop (with 17 years experience)

Hometown: The North Pole

Favourite Bands: The Clash, Blondie, Spiderbait, The Phenomenauts, The Epoxies …..oh, and Bikini Kill

Favorite Book: The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin

Favorite Movies: Amelie and Pump Up the Volume (I bet you thought I’d say Elf)

Turn Ons: Fudge, Cinnamon, Brown Sugar, Popcorn with lots of Butter

Turn Offs: Naughty Boys and Girls

Perfect Date: December 26th

New Year’s Eve Plans: Plan to have a blast wherever I may be!

Goals for 2010: To launch her own fragrance line.

I think we may be seeing more of this elf around.

Happy New Year, everyone.   Thank elfing heaven that another year has come to an end.

I’m just sayin’.

Author: peggyluwho

What do you want to know? I'm a California native, and right now, I live 6 miles from where I was born. I'm single. I'm a feminist.

4 thoughts on “Merry Christmas and an Elfing Happy New Year!”

  1. The part where we realized you were putting that college education to such good use. Teehee, glad to see you had fun and thanks for having an elfing holiday!

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