When the hell did it become so difficult to buy just a four pack of toilet paper?!?! I just want four. I don’t need to buy twelve rolls at once. I don’t have room to store that much toilet paper, and it would take forever to use all that. For. Ever.
Just sayin’.
Peggy Lu Who's Just Sayin' 
Oh.. I don’t know – the toilet paper gnomes at my house make it disappear pretty quickly. I blame the hole in the ozone layer and the decline in the popularity of puppet shows.
Maybe the people in your house are just full of it.
You might not be doing it right
Not doing what right? Shopping? Going to the bathroom? Avi, I’m confused.