Tim Lincecum is the shit. That kid can hurl a baseball like it’s nobody’s business. He should run for VP. I’d vote for him. Here’s a list of reasons why I think Lincecum would be good in the White House:
- Cool under pressure
- Knows how and when to bring the heat
- Not afraid to drill the hardest hitters in the league
- One hell of a delivery
- Cute as a button
Of course, he’s too young to run for that office, but he’s not too young to win the Cy Young.