The CEO of my company just sent out an office wide email. The subject was : “Mandatory Happy Hour Meeting – 4:00 Today”.
Yes, you read that right. At 4:00 today, my company will be hosting an Happy Hour, and I am required to go. I am required to sip on a cocktail (I suppose they would let me have a soda. I mean, they’re not going to hold my nose and pour Captain Morgan’s down my throat) and eat poo poos. I guess that’s what they mean by “Keeping it Real.”
We’re hiring, by the way, if any of you are into getting messed up while working with and for a bunch of swillers.