Month: January 2006

Wings

Confession: When I clean around the apartment, I wear fairy wings.   It seems only right, because I think thats how the dudes think it gets done.   They must think that a little fairy comes in when they’re sleeping and scrubs the bathtub and mops the floor.   I know they’re not doing it, they know they’re not doing it, and they’re not thanking me, so they must not think that I have been busting tail.   It must be the housework fairy.   Well, this housework fairy is tired, sweaty, and all I want is a cold beer.   The really said thing is, I mopped myself out of the kitchen, and I can’t get to the fridge.

And even if I could get in there, the only thing in the fridge is one of the dude’s Keystone Lights.

Hrrmppph.

Current mood: thirsty

Three day weekend

I barely got out of my PJs the last two days.   I had this great idea to start out the new year with a trip to the beach.    That didn’t happen.   I was going to clean the kitchen.   That didn’t happen.   I was going to begin dismantling the Christmas tree.   That didn’t happen.   I was going to go to the bank.   That didn’t happen.    I was going to visit my parents.   That didn’t happen.    I was going to go see about joining a gym.   That didn’t happen.    Major set backs in the plot caused by PJs.   That’s okay, though, I still love my PJs.