Except on MySpace, where I found out today that you cannot add yourself as a friend. Lame.
Nobody loves me like me. Nobody knows when to give me my space when I need it like I do. No one else views me as the center of their universe the way that I do.
Okay, the novelty of this entry has worn off, and now I realize that it’s just ridiculous.
Seriously, though . . . I’m very excited to be going on vacation. I’m outta here, posers . . .
Hopefully I’ll have good stories to tell when I get back. Something to amuse you all.