It’s 10 o’clock in the evening on a weeknight, and I’m restless. What am I gonna do? Sit here? Hell no.
What would I have done a year ago in this circumstance? I probably would have gone to the gym. It was the default for burning off late night energy when I was, well, what I was gonna say was married. I always sort of looked at it that way.
Anyway, whatever it was, whatever name it went by, it’s not anymore. And tonight, I say, screw it. I’m not going to bed, and I’m not going to the gym. I’m gonna put on my shoes, and I might even check my makeup, and then I’m going to sneak a peak at my booty in the mirror to make sure these jeans are working for me tonight, and I’m going to go hang out with a bunch of gay men in a piano bar.
Peggy Lu Who's Just Sayin' 